A Non-Geeky Solution To The Abandoned Buildings Problem

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Seriously, I’m going to need someone to tell me why this can’t work.

You get some capital together, and you go buy some bulldozers, a wrecking ball, a couple of backloaders (I went on some auction sites…I’m stunned how cheap some of that heavy equipment can be), find yourself a demolitions expert…and then you open up a destruction company.

But you’re not the one doing the destruction.

No, it’s people like me doing the destruction.  Or you.  Or anyone.

I read stories like this one – http://www.freep.com/article/20120415/NEWS01/304150016/For-many-kids-in-Detroit-school-zones-are-danger-zones – about how many abandoned, dangerous buildings there are near schools, and there’s a problem.

And then I realize that there are a lot of people with a lot of pent up stress and frustration.  And I see an opportunity…

Remember how fun this was?

I would absolutely pay, oh, let’s say $100 to drive a bulldozer through the front door of a house that needs to be destroyed.  Or hey, let’s wire up a vacant, useless building with explosives, and then sell raffle tickets at $20 a pop to be the one to push the button that blows it up.

I played the video game Rampage a lot over the years…you give me access to a wrecking ball, and keep score on damage done to the building as various people take turns at $20 a swing, and you’ve got yourself a money maker.

But you also get the buildings knocked down that need to go, too.

Oh, and sure, you’re going to need to buy a ton of liability insurance.  And everyone involved has to sign waivers until their hands cramp up.

$20 a swing. You’d do it.

I first started talking about this a little over two years ago…and I still haven’t heard a reasonable answer as to why this can’t be awesome for all involved parties:

– The cities involved don’t have to worry about burning their already strapped budgets on demolition.

– The people around the dangerous, empty buildings get to get them cleaned up and out of their neighborhoods (and then, hey cities – sell those lots cheap to the neighboring property owner and you both get an even bigger win)

– I get an awesome new stress release, as does anyone else who participates

Seriously…tell me why this is a bad idea.

Go.