Tag: Don’t Be That Guy

  • What Would You Say You Do Here?

    What Would You Say You Do Here?

    You see, what we’re actually trying to do here is, we’re trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at work… so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you? – The Bobs You see, some days I wish I could make this stuff up. Some days,…

  • Self Important Twitter Guy

    Self Important Twitter Guy

    Consider us the Martin Blank of the IT industry. It’s not me, something you did brought me to your door…. OK, that’s it. I seriously can’t take it anymore. I thought I was going to pull my hair out from “Linkedin Class Guy”, but honestly I think “Self Important Twitter Guy” has pushed it too…

  • LBN…WTF!?

    LBN…WTF!?

    I sensed a strange disturbance in the force yesterday evening…as if 9 voices were screaming in pain. Right at that very moment, Dave called me, letting me know that he was going to check out this “networking function” that was being held in Southfield by an old co-worker of his. I had no plans, so…

  • Powerpoint Guy

    Powerpoint Guy

    “Do you *really* believe that there’s some stored up conflict that exists between us? There *is* no us. *We* don’t exist. So who do you wanna hit, man? It’s not me. Now whaddya wanna do here, man?” – Martin Blank Before I begin, a couple thoughts… 1. I can’t believe this hasn’t been done already.…

  • Bad Resume Guy

    Bad Resume Guy

    Believe it or not, sometimes these blog entries actually take a decent amount of thought.  Trying to figure out the right topic, hunting down the right graphics that fit the theme, trying to make it witty and funny while still getting the point across.  Write…pass it around…make a few tweaks here and there.  It gets…

  • Plugged in Guy

    Plugged in Guy

    Everybody knows “this guy”… …doesn’t matter where he is or what he is doing, he has that rediculous Bluetooth headset in his ear. 10AM on Sunday? Check. 6PM on Friday? Check. It might as well be sewn to his head…