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The Detroit Lions: Nepotism and The Dark Side of Networking
“I would probably say that I’m not qualified to run any other NFL team, but I think I’m qualified to run this one because of the connection to the Ford family” – Rod Wood, Detroit Lions President “If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin…
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Garbage Pail Colleagues
I remember the Garbage Pail Kids from my childhood fondly. If you’re too young to remember them…well, I’m sorry for you. You can go read something else. This is one of those ones that’s basically designed to make myself laugh. Every office has them. The ones that make your workday just a little more hellish…
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Don’t Be That Guy: Oily Weasel Guy
“If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin Blank, Grosse Pointe Blank. A little bit earlier, we mentioned that there were people that were begging to be called out as “That Guy”. It’s time to get started. And this one’s going to be extremely easy…
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Don’t Be That Guy – Doesn’t Know How To Say “No” Guy
“Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can’t expect an angel to look out.” – BC Forbes Everyone always makes the assumption that a sales guy’s life is awesome. Get to travel, buy tickets to sporting events to hang with customers, expense nights out drinking with said customers and prospective customers…well,…
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Don’t Be That Guy: Political Pundit Guy
“Brace yourselves…political posts are coming…” If you rank the worst times to be alive on social media, election season is clearly #1 with pumpkin spice season following closely behind it, with “I’m at the Kid Rock concert!!!1!” coming in at a not very distant third. You see, some people use social media to engage, some…
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The Alphabet Soup Recruiter
“If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin Blank “Bachelor’s degree in area of specialty or related experience as a Web Developer is required. At least 2 years of experience in the field or in a related area is required. Must be fluent in the following…