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Inspirational Quote Guy
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times, if I need someone else to inspire me to do better professionally, I am in the wrong line of work. – Me I can see it now, you are sitting on your couch at 2PM, with your laptop, eating Cheetos, you haven’t showered in…
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Sometimes The Cure Is Worse Than The Disease
You know how you hear/see those commercials for whatever wonder pill of the week some pharmaceutical company wants you to take to help you sleep, help you stay awake, lose weight, or whatever else they’re targeting…and then the side effects they rattle off sound worse than the symptoms that you’re currently experiencing? Personally, I think…
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Don’t Be That Guy – The Bad Candidate
I didn’t write this one. I mean, I’m copying and pasting the content in here…but this comes in from…oh, let’s just say it’s “An IT recruiter in the Detroit market” and leave it at that. I desperately wanted to call it “The Recruiter Strikes Back 2: Electric Boogaloo”…but I’ll stick with the one that it…
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Greedy Networking Guy
“If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin Blank Reason number 1,030,394 why ITintheD.com was started was because of this guy. Greedy networking guy. The whole purpose of him networking is to get leads. “GIMME LEADS! I NEED LEADS! LEADS LEADS LEADS! NOM. NOM. NOM!”…
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Don’t Be That Guy: The Walking Dead
“If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin Blank “braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains” – every zombie In almost every tv show or movie about zombies, there’s always some MacGyver type trying to find a cure that runs the same experiment: – Have zombie in cage – Bring brains near…
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The Master Baiter
“We all have our strong suits. You’re funnier than I am. I am better at killing terrorists than you.” – Recruiter who submitted this guest entry during the edit/review process There are many types of recruiters out there. By and large, they’re all decent, professional people simply trying to do their jobs. Granted, there’s the…