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Lessons From A Child’s Toy
Inspiration comes from many places. I’d like you to imagine a standard workday. A day like every other day. A day when the sound of the alarm clock is akin to nails being dragged across a chalkboard. Not just any chalkboard either…the world’s longest chalkboard. A day after a night when you decided that sure,…
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The Askhole
“If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin Blank, Grosse Pointe Blank. “Don’t ask the question if you don’t really want the answer” – me While at the front of the room for another Shifting Gears class yesterday giving our “10 Commandments of Job Search”…
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The LinkedIn Prostitution Ring
BREAKING NEWS: Attorney Generals from all 50 states, fresh off their high of censoring first amendment rights by shutting down the Adult Services section of Craigslist.org have now set their sights on a new den of iniquity and filth that is polluting the internet by targeting two new and particularly vile breeds of scum: The…
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Don’t Be That Guy – The Pimple
“If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin Blank, Grosse Pointe Blank. Ever had a pimple that’s just the most annoyingly painful thing in the entire free world…? You know…the one you try to pop to get rid of it, but the only thing that…
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Don’t Be That Guy – The Seven Deadly Sins of Networking
“If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin Blank, Grosse Pointe Blank. “I didn’t say I was different or better. I’m not. Hell, I sympathize; I sympathize completely. Apathy is the solution. I mean, it’s easier to lose yourself in drugs than it is to…
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Don’t Be That Guy: The Hipster Capitalist
“If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.” – Martin Blank, Grosse Pointe Blank. It is neither your responsibility nor within your purview to tell me how many times a week I can have sex with my wife. Got your attention? Good. Because I am sick and…
